DON'T do it Cancer--unless

From Free Will Astrology--my horoscope for this week
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Whatever you do, Cancerian,
DON'T open the door of that closet that hasn't been
opened in years.
DON'T poke your nose into the funny business
that has been going on behind the scenes.
DON'T peek inside Pandora's *other* box,
or pick the fruit of temptation
off the tree of knowledge,
or rush in, like a trusting fool,
where angels fear to tread.
DON'T do any of these controversial,
forbidden things,
my dear Crab -- unless you want to risk
embarking on some enigmatic,
elemental, enlightening adventures.