Does The Buddha Like Cheeses?

He was five years old.

"Mama," he said. "Is Gouda better than cheese is?"

"Honey," I replied, "Gouda is cheese. It's a type of cheese. There's Swiss Cheese, Mozzarella, Cheddar, Feta, Brie, and Gouda; lots of different types of cheeses. I'll buy some Gouda for you to try."

He listened patiently and then tried again.

"Mama, is Buddha better than Jesus?"