Queen Bitch

Once, in a far away land there lived a queen. This queen was very smart, very beautiful and very religious. This queen worshiped the God, Heyboos, who happened to have a fondness for Chihuahuas. The queen in her love for Heyboos, took to the devotional practice of yipping, yapping and shivering. Over the years, the queen dedicated more and more time to her daily devotional yipping, yapping, and shivering until, quite frankly her subjects thought she was a bit nuts. As time passed, the queen lost more and more respect from those in her servitude until one day, Heyboos decided to show mercy upon his loyal devotee who had sacrificed her very sanity in service to his pleasure. The queen who was already a full on Chihuahua in heart and soul, was transformed into a real yipping, yapping, shivering Chihuahua who ran around nipping at the heels of all who had once gossiped and maligned her queenliness. Henceforth she was known by all, far and wide as Queen Bitch.

Happy Birthday Ren. You're my queen. Always and forever. I love you.